Should We Slap These Teenagers or Hug Them? [DIARY]

Here's a story of some teenagers i had a chat with a few years ago. They were sons of retired soldiers and while they might seem untouchable, they got themselves involved in something that changed their lives forever.

Here's the story as i captured it back then:

Seeds of Sorrow

As sons of retired military officers, one might be tempted to expect them to at least, be law abiding citizens or even emulate their parents who are saddled with the responsibility of protecting the lives and properties of their fellow countrymen.

Can We Hug the Ex Coca Cola Manager Now or Should We Slap Him Instead? [ARCHIVE]

As fate would have it, i just found the concluding part of the Ex Coca Cola boss' divorce saga and this was how the drama eventually played out:

It would be recalled that the woman, Mrs. Shola Oloruntoyin Oguntoyinbo had earlier filed a divorce suit against the man at a Lagos court.

After several failed attempts to reconcile with his wife, a former Manager of Coca Cola, a popular brand under the Nigerian Bottling Company (NBC), Mr. Olawale Atanda Oguntoyinbo has finally succeeded in convincing the woman that he is still deeply in love with her.

Ex Coca Cola Manager in Divorce Mess [ARCHIVE]

I was once at a Lagos court when a former Coca Cola Manager was dragged to court by his wife where she sought a dissolution of their 31-year-old marriage. Here was how i put it together back then:

He wants to kill me so he can inherit all we worked for-Wife

A former Manager at Coca Cola, a popular brand under the Nigeria Bottling Company (NBC), Mr. Olawale Atanda Oguntoyinbo is presently, not experiencing the best of times as his wife has dragged him before a Lagos court, asking for a divorce.

A Slap or a Hug For This Artwork of Eva Alordiah? [PHOTO]

What do you think we should hand out for this artwork of Nigeria's fast-rising model and rapper, Eva Alordiah?

The artwork was designed by C_Slake and we're just wondering which we should deliver to C_Slake for this artwork - a pack of hugs bag filled with deafening slaps.

As always, it's your call.

Should We Slap or Hug Whoever Did This To Nollywood Actor, Osita Iheme a.k.a Paw Paw

The longer i looked at this picture, the more i asked myself who coud have been responsible for turning popular Nollywood actor, Osita Iheme into what you're presently looking at in the picture above.

I know for a fact that Osita is predominantly a comic actor but what comes to me as a surprise is the length at which the brain behind this look must have gone to achieve this image of the actor.

Again, i ask, do we send a box of hugs to the one responsible for this look or do we deliver a truck of slaps to the person involved.

Should We Slap Peter Okoye or Hug Him?

If you're a guy and you often find yourself slapping a lady, punching her and then going ahead to beat her up, then consider Peter Okoye of P-Square a very prominent enemy especially if you take the singer's recent outburst into cognizance.

Here's what Peter recently had to say about men who fall into this category:

Should SIMPLY SAMAD Get a Slap or a Hug?

Many know me as Samod Biobaku but the simple truth is that so many more know me as Simply Samad. I'm not going to type an epistle or an autobiography here - Not yet.

Let's just call this the cover of the book especially for those who have never met me in person or never even seen a picture of me before - This is what i look like...

As for what i do, i'm first of all, a writer, a Blogger and guess what? I don't sleep at night... Don't ask why yet. *wink*

Do We Slap Snoop or Hug Him for Showing Off His Soccer Skills? [VIDEO]

Would you pay to watch American music star, Snoop Lion (formerly known as Snoop Dogg) play soccer?

Well, if you answered yes to the question, then today is your lucky day as you don't have to pay.

Here's an ESPN video of Snoop playing football. Watch and tell us what you think.

Click the link below to watch the video:

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Now that you've seen the video, should we slap him or give him a mightily warm hug?

Who Do We Slap - the One Who Made the $73,000 Glass Pool Table or the Buyer?

Are you aware that there's a $73,000 glass pool table? Well, yes there is and the buyer of this futuristic glass table claims its maker failed to disclose a key fact.

The buyer claims he's been snookered and in a complaint filed in Orange Country, California., superior court, the buyer alleges that the maker, Nottage Design of Australia, neglected to disclose one important fact about the table:

Would You Slap or Hug Lady Gaga For This Outfit? [PHOTO]

Kindly take a quick look at this picture - It's no one else but popular Pop singer, Lady Gaga in another one of her weird outfits.

What do you honestly think she deserves for this one - a hug or a bag of slaps?

Of course that's left for you to decide. In the meantime, we'll grab a big bag of pop corn and await your verdict.
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Cool FM's Mannie Drafts Eva, illbliss, others into His War Against Nigeria's Problems [+VIDEO]

To state that Nigerians have become sick and tired of the myriad of problems that have since taken the nation off it's seat as the Giant of Africa would surely amount to stating the obvious. This however explains why Cool Fm's on-air personality (OAP), Mannie has decided to take a very bold stand.

Before now, Mannie has remained one of Nigeria's most prominent and consistent OAPs. Perhaps, this is precisely why his recent incursion into active music might take many by surprise especially when one considers the fact that he enlisted the likes of Eva Alordiah, iLLbliss, iLLrhymez and a host of other prominent artistes for his music video titled, 'Change the World.'

Klint da Drunk and Wife, Lilien's 5th Wedding Anniversary

Did you know that today is popular Nigerian comedian, Klint Da Drunk's 5th wedding anniversary?

Well, if you didn't, now you do and guess what? He also had a special message to his wife, Lilien and we stumbled on it while checking up on him a few minutes ago.

Teju Babyface and Wife in Spain for Honeymoon

You all should remember that popular comedian and TV show host, Teju Babyface got married to Tobi Banjoko on September 1, 2012.

Well, right now, the lovebirds are in Spain for their honeymoon and a source has whispered that they might not be there for too long as they plan to move to another location as the honeymoon continues.

Join me as we send loads of hugs to the comedian and his wifey.

Davido's Official Statement About Alleged Arrest By The Nigerian Police Force

For some time now, rising singer, Davido has been enmeshed in a case of alleged brutality against a Lagos-based taxi driver. The case has degenerated to an extent where the Nigeria Police Force have had to wade in and interestingly, the singer has finally decided by breaking his silence by releasing an official statement on Twitter.

Wife Accuses Hubby of Battery, Seeks Divorce

No longer able to stomach the consistent beating meted out to her by her husband, a Lagos based housewife, Mrs. Awuwu James has asked a Lagos court to dissolve her 7-year-old marriage.

The aggrieved women drew the first blood in court when she told the court that her husband always derived some sadistic pleasure from hitting her at the slightest opportunity to do so.

Should We Hug This Model or Slap Her?

Her beauty is one that knocks at the door of simplicity and poise. Ubaka Hilda might be an up-coming actress but her appetite for the greatness dwarfs her current professional ranking. She studied Theatre Arts at the Olabisi Onabanjo University and just shot her first film. Hilda loves reading and dancing. If there’s one thing that puts Hilda off, it’s nagging. She hails from Delta State and presently resides in Lagos.

Take a very good look at Hilda and let us know if we should give her a hug that could keep her warm for weeks or a slap that could knock her into a deep slumber.

Late Orlando Owoh's Son Reveals: 'I Was Always Afraid I Might Die at War'

His final moments with dad

Constantly haunted by the fear that life in the military held, he had his hesitations about joining the Nigerian Army but like a strong pillar, his father stood rigid to support his aspirations of becoming a soldier.

This is the story of Sunday Owoh, son of late music icon, Chief (Dr.) Oladipupo Owomoyela fondly called Orlando Owoh who spoke to SLAPSnHUGS on how his father encouraged him to join the Nigerian military as well as how he was always afraid of being sent to an untimely grave.

'Please Divorce Us' - Husband Begs Court

My wife wants me dead - Husband

Absolutely disenchanted with the sort of woman his wife turned out to be, a certain Mr. Bayo Olukunle is begging a Lagos court to promptly dissolve his marriage.

Lamenting before a Lagos court, Mr. Olukunle described his marriage as a total disappointment. He explained that contrary to his initial perception of his wife, he painfully discovered that the woman had been pretending all along.

Ladies, What Would You Do If Your Man's Election Gets Annulled? Nigerian Women Speak to SLAPSnHUGS

Ladies, what would you do if your boyfriend or husband's election gets annulled? Here's what Nigerian ladies had to say about it.

Kehinde Adeyinka

Ah! If the man involved is my husband, ah! We’ll fight o. I won’t take it easy at the election tribunal at all. I’ll ensure that my husband drags the case to an election tribunal. If he’s reluctant to go, I’ll do everything I can to persuade him to go. Look, he must go o. I won’t give him a choice. You never know what these tribunals are capable of doing. If at the end of the day, the tribunal rules in our favour, we’ll be excited and most likely throw a party. We’ll definitely emerge a happier family at the en of the day. There are some things that you just don’t give up on. If my husband lacks the drive and quest for greatness, I’ll infuse it in him. Politics isn’t such a bad thing. What kind of lady would tell you that she doesn’t like the prominence and good fortune that comes with being a First Lady?

Wife Tells Husband: 'My Love For You Has Expired'

'My love for him has expired' - Wife

What could have prompted a certain Mrs. Morise Oyeniyi to ask a Lagos court to dissolve her marriage saying the love she has for her husband has expired?

This and other issues are what judges at the court are trying to find out as the woman remains adamant on parting ways with her sweetheart.

My Wife's Evil Disturbs My Evangelical Calling

Evangelist in divorce mess, says:

‘Her evil disturbs my evangelical calling’

All is definitely not well between a Lagos based Evangelist, Prophet Femi Ayodele and his wife, Mrs. Funke Deborah Adepetu as the man of God has dragged wife before a court seeking divorce.

The once peaceful matrimonial atmosphere in their 22 Salawu Street, Ishaga residence is literally devoid of matrimonial love as the prophet has asked the court to dissolve his 33-year-old marriage.

Should We Give These Armed Robbers a Hug or a Slap?

End of the road for robbery gang

We’ve been to jail before but if they let us go this time, we promise to join the police - Gang members

Two members of a daredevil armed robbery gang have assured the police that if pardoned, they would do everything possible to join the Nigerian Police Force.

The armed robbers, Kunle Ajiboye and David Udeli who admitted being members of a five-man gang are presently assisting detectives with information that could lead to the arrest of the remaining three who are still at large.

Inspiring Story of an Award-Winning Model, Crozz

He borrowed and begged for transport fare and recharge cards when he started modeling, today, he's an award-winning model

When he departed the job-starved streets of Delta State years ago to seek greener pastures within the Centre of Excellence, the biggest agenda he had his sights on was to practically find out how soon he could become a millionaire.

Unfortunately, nothing in his upbringing or experience prepared him for the harsh realities of poverty that he would come face to face with while pursuing the only thing he had a passion for – modeling.

Should We Slap This Pastor or Hug Him?

Pastor Who quit the altar 16 years ago to look after mentally retarded and disabled kids 

As a pastor, Rev. Okon Usuyak, like many have, might have fallen into the temptation of channeling his effort towards getting rich. However, unlike some of his financially-propelled colleagues who man the altar like a business empire, he gave preference to the will of God in the affairs of his life. It was therefore not surprising to discover that despite the evident difficulties, Rev. Usuyak quit the altar 16 years ago to answer to a greater calling. 

For the past 16 years, Rev. Usuyak has spent everyday of his life with children most parents would rather not have.

Who Do We Slap For This Failed Marriage - The Husband or the Wife?

Drama in court

“I don’t love you anymore” – Wife

“Go away! I’m equally tired of you” – Hubby

In a candid case of love gone sour, an Ikorodu based couple, Mrs. Gbemisola Onileowo and her husband, Mr. Mukaila Onileowo have dragged each other before a customary court asking for divorce.

Should We Slap or Hug Isabella Ayuk, Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria (MBGN) 2012? [+3 PHOTOS]

Here are pictures of the Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria 2012, Isabella Ayuk as she strikes a number of poses.

We all know what it means to wear the crown as the most beautiful girl of Africa's most populous nation and we dare to ask what Isabella Ayuk should get in this particular picture - a slap or a warm hug?

Do you have Pimples or Dark Spots on Your Face That You Need to Get rid of?

If you have a clear face; one devoid of dark spots, pimples and acne, then you might not know how lucky you are until you hear the unpleasant stories and experiences of many others.

I'm not going to waste any more time here. I just came across a very effective way of treating pimples, dark spots and acne - thanks to a friend of mine named 'Arewa Jimmy Hands' and i've always wondered where he got that name from.

Woman Resists Husband’s Divorce, Says: 'He Married Me When I Was Just 18'

A mild drama played out in a Lagos court when a certain 28-year-old woman, Mrs. Olufunke Sodimu has refused to be intimidated by her husband’s decision to divorce her as she informed the court that she still loves her husband.

Woman Pleads Guilty to Save 20-Year-Old Marriage

Terrified at the possibility of losing her husband, a Lagos-based woman, Mrs. Kuburat Okedele pleaded guilty to the charges filed against her by her husband, Mr. Olatunji Okedele.

Their marriage was contracted in 1988 and blessed with two male children.

Wife Laments: ‘My Husband Gives Me N100 to Feed Myself and Two Children’

Who do we hug and who do we slap?

I just dug out this divorce case i once covered between a man and his wife. Kindly read through the case and decide who we send a slap to and who we send a hug to between the husband and the wife.

Here was what transpired in court between the former lovebirds:

Nigerian Comedian, I GO DYE with His Family [PHOTO]

Here's a picture of popular Nigerian comedian, 'I Go Dye' with his wife and kid and i honestly have never seen the comedian from this perspective before now.

I Go Dye unarguably stands out as one of the very best comedians Nigeria has ever produced and his trademark look, funny accent and hilarious jokes have won him millions of fans across the globe.

Richest Woman in the World Earns $600 a Second Yet Wants Workers to Earn $2 a Day

Did you know that Australian mining magnate, Gina Rinehart has criticised her country's economic performance and said Africans willing to work for $2 a day should be an inspiration?

Mr Nigeria 2010, Kenneth Okolie Proposes Marriage to Girlfriend

After one year of courtship, Mr. Nigeria 2010, Kenneth Okolie finally decided to quit the bachelor's club as he proposed to his girlfriend, Mariam Kess Momoh a few days ago.

Should Slap Peter Okoye of P-Square or Hug Him?

I guess most of us are already that Peter Okoye of P-Square recently surprised his baby mama and longtime girlfriend, Lola Omotayo with a pleasant birthday party at at Westfoster Harbour on Queens Drive in Ikoyi, Lagos; September 2 to be precise.

DaGrin: Is This Just a Coincidence About His Name and Death?

Shortly after i put up the piece on late Nigerian rap star, DaGrin and the old woman who confessed to have killed him and even went on to explain why she did it, i decided to throw my archives open and search all around for anything i might have missed years ago when the young rapper had died under mysterious circumstances.

"I Can Be 70 & Still Be Single If I Don't Meet The Right Man" - Nollywood Actress, Bimbo Akintola

Here's a quote from Nollywood's star actress, Bimbo Akintola where she opens up on why she has remained unmarried. Take a look:

Here's a quote from popular Nollywood actress, Bimbo Akintola as she speaks about marriage,  which i would like to share with you. Read through and let us know what you think.

Wyclef and Akon in New Nollywood Movie, 'Black November' [+5 LOCATION PHOTOS]

Wyclef and Akon on the set of Black November

The Nigerian movie industry, Nollywood has just taken its reputation a step higher as the duo of Wyclef Jean and Akon have agreed to be cast in popular film maker, Jeta Amata's new movie titled 'Black November.'

What is Wrong with KSB?

There are two major reasons why i have decided to throw this question open:

First, can someone help me find out if Nigerian singer, KSB hasn't been bitten by a bug or something similar? First, she woke up one bright morning and decided to change her name from Kenny Saint Brown to Kenny Saint Best. That was slightly understandable and i reflected on the possibility that it was for very personal reasons, which most of us are aware of.

'Why I Killed DaGrin' - Female Ritualist Confesses

A source just revealed to me that he came across a magazine few hours ago called GALAXY EXPRESS with a headline that read: "WHY I KILLED DAGRIN" - confesses old woman ritualist.
The magazine had the picture of the old woman who confessed to killing the late rap star, DaGrin sitting on the bare floor.

Davido Banned from the U.K?

If whispers reaching my ear ends up being true, then it appears Nigeria's singing sensation, Davido has officially been banned from entering the United Kingdom.

According to The SUN newspapers, the son of the unassuming business tycoon, Chief Adedeji Adeleke, it was revealed has been barred from entering the United Kingdom as a result of his consistent performance in the country without proper legal permit.

Ronalidinho Anticipated To Die on September 4, 2012

Brazilian football star, Ronaldinho has been anticipated to die this year; precisely on September 4, 2012.

This was revealed when SLAPSnHUGS stumbled on a website, which actually anticipates people's dates and they go as far as stating precise dates when the death of the person mentioned would occur.

Is Ronaldinho Dead? | The Truth

 

Shortly before midnight yesterday (September 2, 2012), i received several messages from fans who wanted to know if the rumoured death of Brazilian football star, Ronaldinho was true or not.

Should We Slap or Hug Ice Prince Zamani?

I just came across this picture of Nigeria's star rapper, Ice prince Zamani and i was wondering if we should hug him or give him a light slap for his look in this picture.

Kanye West's Features D'banj in New Album

American music star, Kanye West's new album's track list leaked online on August 31, 2012, which happens to be just yesterday and guess who made fetured in the highly anticipated summer compilation album?

Ladies, Would You Allow Your Friend Date Your Father? | Nigerian Women SPEAK!

Temitope Onifade

What kind of nonsense is that? What do you expect me to do when they have misunderstandings and fights? Will I allow my friend disrespect my dad? It’s unacceptable. I will never approve such a thing. Even if my father is a widower, I still can’t allow my friend date or even marry him.

Teju Babyface Quits Bachelorhood Today

For those who have forgotten, this is to remind you that popular comedian, Teju Babyface and his fiancee, Tobi Banjoko would become man and wife today.

My Last Moment and Picture of Late Amadi Ogbonna

I'm usually a very free-spirited type of person and always endeavour to have as much fun as i can at any given point in time but all through the final half of this week, i haven't been my usual jolly self and the major reason for this is the thought of the Entertainment Editor, Vanguard newspapers, Amadi Ogbonna who passed on during the week.